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Edit Details Official Sites: Edit Did You Know? Trivia Lauren Graham was not able to reprise her role as Sue, due to her commitment to Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life Goofs The film's story takes place less than a week before Christmas, but Sunny is shown watching TV from a bad santa xmas tale download because she doesn't want to miss the finale of "The Bachelor.
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Much like Marcus he does nothing for the run time even less than Marcushe only seems to be here again to offer redemption for Willie's character right at the end. The best thing about this movie has to be Kathy Bates as Willie's old mum Sunny. Now even bad santa xmas tale download this characters inclusion is bad santa xmas tale download groan inducing in its lack or originality, predictability and tired old cliches, I can't deny it worked to a degree.
Bates fits into this role like a glove, she looks like pure overweight white trash and then some. On the other hand, when she cleans and dresses up to ino father sex ino Santa's wife with Willie for a gig, she looks absolutely perfect for that too. The perfect white haired old granny and the perfect leather clad biker bitch from hell!
Bates is clearly having a ball letting loose here and she almost saves the film, if it wasn't for the fact that her character is so damn obvious. It wouldn't be so bad if any of it were actually amusing but most of it is either outright disgusting or plain childish. Everything and anything you could possibly imagine being seedy is in this movie, having bad santa xmas tale download sex in a dark dirty alley, your mother talking about all ben 10 game hack version xxx of sexual stuff, masturbation, seeing people bad santa xmas tale download the toilet, slutty girls, drunken brawls, being generally rude about xmaz people, casual racism, misogyny etc Even the parts where the plot kicks into gear its incredibly stupid.
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Yes its kinda amusing to bas a drunk bad santa xmas tale download Billy Bob Thornton in a Santa outfit giving little kids the beady-eye and a mouthful as they take turns sitting on his knee easily the best partbut that's literally it. Sure its kinda amusing to see Kathy Bates acting like a cock hungry slut, swearing like a sailor whilst looking like a butch dyke, but it wears thin after the initial sanra.
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But I also can't deny that in the end this movie did leave me actually feeling dirty, like I needed to have a shower. A case of trying to milk the last drop bad santa xmas tale download money out of a franchise?
Or simply giving Thornton some much needed work?
I never sucked jizz out of nobody's ass! A comedy with no reason to exist is a lousy thing and it's even worse bad santa xmas tale download that comedy seems to know it, and thus is the pitiful state of Bad Santa 2, a sequel that feels far too stale.
I wonder if the bad santa xmas tale download movie was as enjoyable as I recall or if in the ensuing 13 years we've just become more inured to the casual vulgarity of these movies, but I was left bored by the overwhelming listlessness of this comedy. Billy Bob Thornton returns but he's generally on autopilot. The loose plot involves another score, this time engineered by his mother Kathy Batesbut really it's mostly a hangout film with nasty characters insulting each other in painfully provocative ways.
I was getting restless and the comic set pieces are to a whole poorly developed and routinely settle on the easiest joke, which is again witless shock value. There's no range, no unexpected turns, so much of the comedy falls flat, the same smutty joke repeated with little variance. Stay tuned for a tepid end credits sequence that justifies the "graphic nudity" of the sex fornite hopefully Bad santa xmas tale download does not get any ideas for the tie-in.
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The strange thing about a dark comedy is that it feels like all the consequences from the plot were cut in editing as several storylines and their reasons to exist fail to fully manifest. There are payoffs you anticipate that never come and storylines that seem created entirely for reasons that never arise.
The most consistent comic presence is Brett Kelly replaying his now grown-up simpleton from the first movie.
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